Don't miss the funniest book of the year! ----------------------------------------------Divorced Not Dead is a no-holds-barred, heartfelt and laugh-out-loud hilarious romcom about being fifty, but absolutely not yet dead yet - perfect for fans of Alexandra Potter, Marian Keyes and Jane Fallon. We're going to need a bigger drink... Meet Frankie: fifty, divorced and getting back on the horse. After leaving Twatface - her husband of twenty years - she's starting again from scratch. And when her son also flees the nest for university, Frankie decides it's time to throw herself back into the dating game with a vengeance. On best friend Bel's recommendation, Frankie signs up to two dating apps: one for love, another for casual hook-ups (because why the fk not?!). However, as she navigates this new frontier of catfishing, kittenfishing, ghosts, GILFs and everything in between, she realises the whole dating thing has changed quite a bit - and it really is a bloody jungle out there... Will Frankie find love on the apps? Or the perfect shag? Or - if there's any justice in the world - both? 'I want Frankie to be my new BFF! This book is like a (very big) glass of wine with a friend - honest, unfiltered, hilarious. Your cheeks will hurt from laughing so much!' Louise Pentland, author of Time After Time 'It's a blast - full of verve and vinegar, defiantly funny and a terrific shot in the arm. We need more books like this!' Georgie Hall, author of Woman of a Certain Rage ' Funny, entertaining and enlightening ...Sex education was never like this for Generation X the first time around!' Julie Ma, author of Richard and Judy selection Happy Families 'Brilliantly observed, hilariously documented, a vivid commentary and celebration of life at fifty...Personal, funny, relatable and motivational.' Shazia Mirza, award-winning British stand up comedian and writer ---------------------------------------------- Readers LOVE Divorced Not Dead! 'Absolutely raced through this irreverently funny, clever and thoughtful book. A whip smart novel with a clever heroine!' 'I laughed out loud... loudly out loud, to be precise!' 'A heartwarming and relatable romance novel that celebrates second chances' 'Better than Sex and the City! I loved it and you will too!' 'A fabulous, funny five-star read for me!' 'It felt like I was listening to my best friend telling me tales of her dating experience.' 'Ford has perfectly captured the online dating world - warts and all!' 'It's so empowering!' 'The storyline is excellent!' 'Definitely a book to read before you sign up for any dating apps!'